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Axl: I could have written songs, but then i got fat

Duff: Fuck yeah

Axl: i could have released mo' albums, but then i got fat

Duff: uuuuuuhu

Axl: I know Chinese Democracy is fuckin' bad,

DUFF: Yeah, you're right!

Axl: Because i got fat, because i got fat, because i got fat, dabadabdabdabam

 

Axl: I've wanted to go the gym, but then i got fat

Duff: Attitude! 

Axl: I've wanted to bring back Adler, but then i got fat

Duff: thats right

Axl: I've wanted to offer Izzy a little bit more

Duff: What? 

Axl: But then i got fat, but then i got fat, but then i got fat, dubidubdumdubdum

 

 

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1 hour ago, GnRLiars said:

Axl would redeem himself for every shitty thing he's done (or hasn't done) for the past 30 years if it was him trolling everyone and it was him singing and releasing these you tube videos 

 

He swears he had nothing to do with it, he hasn't checked his email or viewed this forum in 3 whole days ... really!!!  :lol:

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I'm halfway convinced Dustin Bones is me in a blackout fugue state trying to get a pent up fat Axl impression out. I used to do this literally anytime my place was empty, but my household is a little too good at obeying covid restrictions and working from home for the last year so ya know, zero alone time and all that good stuff.

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