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3 hours ago, Gordon Comstock said:


You thought they'd make me
Behave and get fit
What were you thinking?
Elephants never forget




Truth is my chest hurts
Let's go to Arby's...
It's harder to live with
The truth about you
Than to live without fries
Or McD's....

 

?????

 

I wish we could somehow hack the vinyl GH and have these printed instead of the actual lyrics

 

 

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14 hours ago, GeraldineBailey said:

Feel free to do it

You like to hurt me
You know that you do
You like to eat sweets that are mine and not yours
You'd like to have me
Slim and sing good
But I don't want to do it
You don't know how I got fatter than you thought I could
You'd like to have me 
Get fit and sound fine
What were you thinking?
Cause I will gorge more

 

You don't know why
I am so fat
To hell with the fitness, I'm not giving fucks
You know that I ate outdated pie
Prepare to die when my fart's smell kicks in
You talk too much
Shut up and cook
Difference is I need the greasy ass food

 

You've got all ingredients
You have the recipe
Why you're still not cooking
Is frustrating to me

 

This pizza's for me
And veggies for you
You do know what in the hell to cook or not cook for me
This pizza's for me
And veggies for you
You do know what you can cook me or you should serve me


You should serve me


You do know what you can cook me or you should serve me

 

Sit in the loo
All well and good
You'll clean my ass like I said that you would
You sell fags toy trucks they'd rather buy lots
Like Mojo and Walker, they're incels and gay
Truth is the truth hurts
Don't you agree?
It's harder to give a shit about the fans
Than to have all that fat and sound shit

 

I do not owe you
Not one goddamn thing
You know where to put your
"Just get up and lift"

 

This pizza's for me
And veggies for you
You do know what in the hell to cook or not cook for me
This pizza's for me
And veggies for you
I fucked my nanny, I'm fat and wheeze like I'll soon die


Like I'll soon die


I fucked my nanny, I'm fat and wheeze like I'll soon die

 

I don't need anyone to eat this pizza with me
I've got burned heart
You can see
All that you've fed to me
I know the reasons you made me so fat

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The best thing ever would be kidnapping Mojo in order to make Fat Axl memes while leaks are being blasted on the background. That would be some exceptional way of mentally torturing him for all the shit he's done to us. As much as I hate the faggot w all my heart, he's actually excellent at editing. I have seen his shitty memes which have actually great editing job, why not to make use of it? We could have some extremely realistic memes for shits n giggles and at the same time, punish Mojo really bad

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1 hour ago, GeraldineBailey said:

We should record this shit

Record fat fucking versions of all CD songs

then send that to all GNR members and people associated with this band

 

I’m sure Solsh will laugh is ass off

I would love to see Mojo, Wanker, Janey, Jarmo, Fernando, Beta and all the toxic fangirls(not the meme acc owners) to have an anxiety attack. Although I say that as a person who himself very likely suffers from anxiety and probably bipolar

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7 hours ago, Jeff Isbell said:

The best thing ever would be kidnapping Mojo in order to make Fat Axl memes while leaks are being blasted on the background. That would be some exceptional way of mentally torturing him for all the shit he's done to us. As much as I hate the faggot w all my heart, he's actually excellent at editing. I have seen his shitty memes which have actually great editing job, why not to make use of it? We could have some extremely realistic memes for shits n giggles and at the same time, punish Mojo really bad

okay…

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  • 4 months later...
  • John Bonham changed the title to Guns N' Roses Song Parody Thread

Beta made this fudge for me

I've been eating more and more

So fat I have to sit down to pee

She wipes my bum and then I poop some more

 

Pissing and pooping on Beta's floor

Pooping and peeing on Beta's floor

I threw up all over the door

Ate it up and did some more

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  • 3 months later...

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AXL'S SILVER PLATTER

 

Axl was quizzical

Couldn't get physical

Si-ting in his home

Stage frights all alone with a sandwich, oh, oh-oh-oh

 

Old Saul Hudson, ("Get me a Bud, son")

Calls him at the home

"Can we get our ass to rehearsals, groan, oh-oh-oan"

But as he's getting ready to play

A wheeze comes at the door

 

Bang! Bang! Axl's silver platter

Came down upon his head

Bang! Bang! Axl's silver platter

Made sure that he was dead

 

Back on stage again

Axl gets his wage again

Forum gets annoyed

Posting to avoid an unpleasant tour

Duff tells Ax to stay

When the crowd has gone away

So he weights behind

Writing fifty times "I must not be late"

But when Duff McKagan's drinking her soy

He rolls up from behind

 

Bang! Bang! Axl's silver platter

Came down upon her vagina

Cough! Wheeze! Axl's tight chest pains

Was diagnosed as angina

 

C.D. thirty-one

Brought with it a brand new song

Zutaut stands alone

Selling Village CDs to Rick, oh oh oh

Fernando and Beta

Screaming "You should know better"

Say he must be sued (Zutaut must be sued)

Axl can't agree as his mouth's full of food, ooh-ooh-ooh

But as the disc is leaving his hand

A mass comes from behind

 

Bang! Bang! Axl's silver platter

Came down upon his head

Bang! Bang! Axl's silver platter

Made sure that he was dead

 

Silverrrrr platterrrrr FAT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Well I'm a Walmart struttin', one fat mother
Got a paunchy man's girdle under my arms
Said I'm a feed machine, been drinkin' Dairy Queen
An' Beta you can make my scooter hum

 

I got five chins left, I'm a nine tons fat
I got a hog eat hog sly smile
I got a chocolate fudge cocktail with some snacks to go
I clog my shitter up with piles

 

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20 hours ago, Philip K. Dickhead said:

Well I'm a Walmart struttin', one fat mother
Got a paunchy man's girdle under my arms
Said I'm a feed machine, been drinkin' Dairy Queen
An' Beta you can make my scooter hum

 

I got five chins left, I'm a nine tons fat
I got a hog eat hog sly smile
I got a chocolate fudge cocktail with some snacks to go
I clog my shitter up with piles

 

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On 8/6/2021 at 8:00 AM, GeraldineBailey said:

We’re gonna try something here

This song really is an assturd for us to try it…

Wasn’t that funny?

And you don’t even know the joke yet

Alright, so this is called “Assturd”!

 

GIVE ME MOTHERFUCKERS, ALL THE SNACKS TO FILL MY GUT

15$ ORDER IT’S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE 

LAZY FUCKING WAITRESS YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE

WAITING 2 HOURS FOR NUGGETS

ISN’T THAT ABSURD?

 

HUNGRY GINGER FUCKER WITH HIS FACE IN BETA’S BRA

GREASY QUARTER POUNDER GOING STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH

BRAZILIAN FUCKING MONKEY BASTARD I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

PARASITIC DEMONS TRANSFORMED ME INTO MICKEY MOUSE

 

ASSTURD

 

ASSTURD

 

My home

Just a bigmac away

I’ll eat yours first

 

GIVE ME MOTHERFUCKERS, ALL THE SNACKS TO FILL MY GUT

15$ ORDER IT’S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE 

LAZY FUCKING WAITRESS YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE

WAITING 2 HOURS FOR NUGGETS

ISN’T THAT ABSURD?

 

ASSTURD

 

ASSTURD

 

see? 

We never run out of fat songs

 

 

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