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20 hours ago, Philip K. Dickhead said:

Well I'm a Walmart struttin', one fat mother
Got a paunchy man's girdle under my arms
Said I'm a feed machine, been drinkin' Dairy Queen
An' Beta you can make my scooter hum

 

I got five chins left, I'm a nine tons fat
I got a hog eat hog sly smile
I got a chocolate fudge cocktail with some snacks to go
I clog my shitter up with piles

 

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On 8/6/2021 at 8:00 AM, GeraldineBailey said:

We’re gonna try something here

This song really is an assturd for us to try it…

Wasn’t that funny?

And you don’t even know the joke yet

Alright, so this is called “Assturd”!

 

GIVE ME MOTHERFUCKERS, ALL THE SNACKS TO FILL MY GUT

15$ ORDER IT’S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE 

LAZY FUCKING WAITRESS YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE

WAITING 2 HOURS FOR NUGGETS

ISN’T THAT ABSURD?

 

HUNGRY GINGER FUCKER WITH HIS FACE IN BETA’S BRA

GREASY QUARTER POUNDER GOING STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH

BRAZILIAN FUCKING MONKEY BASTARD I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

PARASITIC DEMONS TRANSFORMED ME INTO MICKEY MOUSE

 

ASSTURD

 

ASSTURD

 

My home

Just a bigmac away

I’ll eat yours first

 

GIVE ME MOTHERFUCKERS, ALL THE SNACKS TO FILL MY GUT

15$ ORDER IT’S MORE THAN YOU DESERVE 

LAZY FUCKING WAITRESS YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE

WAITING 2 HOURS FOR NUGGETS

ISN’T THAT ABSURD?

 

ASSTURD

 

ASSTURD

 

see? 

We never run out of fat songs

 

 

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  • 4 months later...

don't need to buy none of your Gold chins today

 

Well some say you're lazy
And others say you're just fat
And some say you're crazy
I guess you'll always be that

 

But it's been such a long time
Since you wrote a new song

 

You weigh one million axl
You know that you do
Maybe someday we'll see you
Take your big boy poo

 

 

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I've been thinking 'bout, thinking 'bout eggs

Always hungry for something I haven't ate yet

Maybe baby you got weight to lose

I made these pancakes but not for you

 

My weight, your weight, anything goes toniiiiight

My weight, your weight, anything goes toniiiiight

 

Panties round my knees

Smell of shit on the breeze

Doing that turd 

With a push and a squeeze

Thrown up, fried down

Shitting up the wall

Get my Rubbermaid container

I gotta shit it all

 

My weight, your weight, anything goes toniiiiight

My weight, your weight, anything goes toniiiiight

 

 

 

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On 8/6/2021 at 10:22 PM, Philip K. Dickhead said:

Well I'm a Walmart struttin', one fat mother
Got a paunchy man's girdle under my arms
Said I'm a feed machine, been drinkin' Dairy Queen
An' Beta you can make my scooter hum

 

I got five chins left, I'm a nine tons fat
I got a hog eat hog sly smile
I got a chocolate fudge cocktail with some snacks to go
I clog my shitter up with piles

 

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Welcome to McDonalds

We got Burgers and Shakes

We got everything you want

Honey even cakes

We are the people that can fry

Anything you need

If you got the money Axl

Heres your heart disease 

 

In McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, watch it bring fat to your tit tit tit titties.

McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, who’d wanna watch you eat. 

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