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Axl's transmogrification into a 60 year old lesbian aunt is just one of the strangest things to witness.  It's so unsettling.  Your brain just can't make sense of it.

 

 

When you see him at certain angles, certain moments, you can tell he's the same guy, somehow.  That young Axl we all remember running around in biker shorts is still inside this weird, old, saggy version of him.   What in the name of fucking FUCK is that on his head though??  Miser, what the fuck is that?  If that's a wig....WHY?  Just wear a COOL wig.   If that's his actual hair......WHY???

 

 

Some things man just wasn't meant to understand.

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13 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Axl's transmogrification into a 60 year old lesbian aunt is just one of the strangest things to witness.  It's so unsettling.  Your brain just can't make sense of it.

 

 

When you see him at certain angles, certain moments, you can tell he's the same guy, somehow.  That young Axl we all remember running around in biker shorts is still inside this weird, old, saggy version of him.   What in the name of fucking FUCK is that on his head though??  Miser, what the fuck is that?  If that's a wig....WHY?  Just wear a COOL wig.   If that's his actual hair......WHY???

 

 

Some things man just wasn't meant to understand.

 

It's basically this

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On 3/12/2021 at 9:00 PM, Girlnextdoor said:

 

Only she and the little man engaged in this pic, all people around just ignoring...? so weird

what would you do if a fat whale rockstar tries to hit some random asshole, screaming weird things about "he is our mother" and some shit like that?

 

I'd just stand there and laugh probably

 

 

Vanessa has a nice ass though

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13 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Axl's transmogrification into a 60 year old lesbian aunt is just one of the strangest things to witness.  It's so unsettling.  Your brain just can't make sense of it.

 

 

When you see him at certain angles, certain moments, you can tell he's the same guy, somehow.  That young Axl we all remember running around in biker shorts is still inside this weird, old, saggy version of him.   What in the name of fucking FUCK is that on his head though??  Miser, what the fuck is that?  If that's a wig....WHY?  Just wear a COOL wig.   If that's his actual hair......WHY???

 

 

Some things man just wasn't meant to understand.

axl is a blonde by now

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15 hours ago, Budd Dwyer said:

what would you do if a fat whale rockstar tries to hit some random asshole, screaming weird things about "he is our mother" and some shit like that?

 

I'd just stand there and laugh probably

 

 

Vanessa has a nice ass though

Lol and some little brazillian guy starts talking like a real tough mafia person ( fernando).

You would think they were all some sort of retarded group.

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23 hours ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

In Axl's mind it's still the 80s.  He still fucks hot young bitches.  Paparazzi still wait for him at the airport.  And retards still flock around waiting for his autograph while he gets into his waiting luxury SUV to get the fuck away from them.

 

Only Axl didn't notice two crucial things:  the people waiting for him aren't "everyone" like it was in the 80s; it's this small group of socially retarded weirdos that are still obsessed with him.  If he stopped long enough to really look at them he'd see that it's not "cool" people that are into him.

 

And number two:  despite still fucking some bitches, he is no longer an attractive young man that super models would tolerate being around while he smokes cigarettes out of a faggy plastic holder.  He's a fat, saggy, weird looking old man.  But Team Brazil probably keeps him so doped up that when he sees himself in the mirror, he sees young Axl from the "Don't Cry" video giving him the peace sign before disappearing into the mirror.

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"We had recently began working with newer individuals in management in relation to our current Asian tour in support of our Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy in addition to [manager] Irving Azoff's though as it happens we are once again touring Asia without management of any kind," the new blog entry says. "[In my opinion,] this nonsense may be some type of manufactured or publicity stunt."

Footage of the alleged airport scuffle posted on TMZ appears to show Rose attacking a photographer before being pulled away by his entourage. A spokesperson for LAX confirmed the incident to MTV News but said that no airport police officers were present when it happened, and no criminal report was filed.

In the latest blog, Rose then went on to thank Asian fans who have come out to see the group on the first string of dates in support of 2008's Democracy, noting that the addition of new guitarist DJ Ashba gives "the night a kick in the pants." He also noted that the government of South Korea denied GN'R the use of a helicopter from the South Korean airport to the venue "as North Korea would 'wonder' what it is!!"

Following the four-date swing through Asia, GN'R are slated to launch a Canadian tour in January and play South America in March and April. No U.S. dates have been announced for the tour.

 

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2 hours ago, RedHook said:

the Fat Man seems to be embracing his Grandma Axl look :lol:

even taking the time to post these recent pictures from NC on his Instagram account.

 

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Studded Leather Jacket completes this Punk Rock Grandma ensemble lol

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Lol that must be the same jacket tommy lee wore in the movie "under siege".

Im not understanding what the shirt means.....

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