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STFU Miser

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  1. Deep disappointment =/= hate. He's the laziest man in rock music, and he's been GNR's biggest gift and their biggest curse from day one. His lyricism and interesting personality helped push Guns from being more than a Sunset Strip band, and his talent helped encourage Slash and the others to go a step beyond and outside of their comfort zones. But he also was lazy, and made it so that we only got three proper albums from the real Guns in their ten years together. He also sullied the band name back in the 90s with all of the late starts, riots and so on, and with his nugnr crapfest; he's tarnished the brand and legacy, and yet without him, it wouldn't be there. But, he also admired Queen, worshipped them. Queen in their first few years put out six albums and around 70 original songs. GN'R in their first four years, because of Axl's laziness, put out 43 original songs.
  2. I don't press my belly button, I have an appendectomy scar there.
  3. What was Axl thinking back then? They make the entire UYI tour until 1993 look stupid, dated and pretty gay. Even when he wasn't wearing the biker shorts, he had to be wearing other gay ass shit
  4. A better comparison is Robert Plant. Plant here at age 47 in 1985:
  5. Then you must be tone deaf or you really think that an 40-50 something man can pull out his 20-30 voice so therefore you've got unrealistic expectations. Hvae you heard his 2002 Mickey voice? Which one is better? 2006 or 2002? 2010 or 2002? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLFlbCFzyEU
  6. A person can have a double chin even if they aren't fat you know. Seriously, look at the 2010 pix. I posted side views and him shirtless. If that's 'fat' you must be an anorexic girl.
  7. By 2013-2014, he was indeed obese, bloated almost beyond recognition.
  8. On what planet was Axl "fat" in 2010? Bigger than his anorexic 1980s-1990s days? Yes. Fat? No. He didn't get fat until 2011. Dec 2009: 2010: There was a ten month break from December 2010, to October 2011 (Rock in Rio), and in that year he got fat.
  9. Back in 2006, Izzy said that he needed three weeks' rest from six weeks of touring with Axl. Almost a month of rest from a few low-pressure gigs with Axl's nobodies. Suddenly this same guy, ten years later and ten years older, is going to want to go on a high-stakes, possibly prolonged, possibly stadium-sized tour with the combined egos of Axl and Slash? A guy who was exhausted by minor touring ten years ago? You really don't think Axl would call up his buddy? He cut him in on the GN'R wedding gig. If Axl was being greedy, wouldn't the greedier option to have been just continue fucking off with nugnr and not have to split half the profit with Slash or Duff?
  10. Dude, isn't there a Kanye West forum you could waste bandwidth on?
  11. Dude, you're a CD fanboy. You always have been. You like underground shit. You think CD is this brilliant album.... Izzy didn't even enjoy touring briefly in 2006. What makes you think he'd want to tour fulltime now, a decade later?
  12. I can't wait to see Axl, Slash and Duff together again.
  13. You love Kanye West and prefer NuGNR to the real band. You're pretty much the Brian Griffin of the GNR world.
  14. Can you stop being a hipster faggot? Pitman will play the role Teddy ZigZag played on the UYI tour.
  15. Pitman's in. So thus far, we know the lineup will include Axl, Slash, Duff, Dizzy and Pitman. Question now is who the rhythm guitarist and drummer will be.
  16. "No reason [was] given. I sent out an email to someone connected with the band the answer I got back is that Axl will not be appearing in tomorrow night's show. Hopefully we'll hear more in the coming days, so I wouldn't get too discouraged. It's just not going to be on Kimmel tomorrow night. That's all I know." - Downzy
  17. "I just received confirmation that Axl will NOT be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Tuesday, January 5th! Sorry to disappoint but I can now confirm." - Downzy
  18. Here was Kimmel's program schedule as of yesterday: Here it is today, sans Axl: http://abc.go.com/shows/jimmy-kimmel-live/news/schedule/jkl-schedule-for-01042016
  19. The only thing that's confirmed is that Axl likes Taco Bell.
  20. "So, Matt, why weren't you invited on the GN'R reunion tour? What happened there?"
  21. Imagine if this is all a massive publicity trolling by Axl and TB and Axl shows up on Kimmel talking about nothing but Taco Bell another Vegas residency. Imagine if Axl comes on and Kimmel and announces a reunion....Of the 2001 lineup.
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