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takinashit

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  1. I made it to the bagpipe solo or whatever the hell that was 2 minutes in. God this song is fucking horrible
  2. You would handle the duty of cleaning off pigeon shit from the plane windshield
  3. How much money can I save on my car insurance by switching to Geico?
  4. 3:05 Axl looks like hes getting ready to pick a fight with a 15 year old cashier at WalMart
  5. Testing is still ongoing, but preliminary results have suggested that it causes your body acts as a magnet for pigeon shit. Studies report that people who have taken the experimental vaccine get shit on by pigeons at a rate 110% higher than people who have taken a placebo. Scientists are unable to explain why this phenomenon is happening, they suspect that the pigeons are attracted to the scent of morbid ass-burgers
  6. By river I think he means diarrhea. Thats what this song makes me want to do
  7. Can't believe GNR completely ripped off their new song from an unknown band. What a bunch of losers
  8. The fucking "cover" Most dangerous band in the world. My schools mashed potatoes were more dangerous than this
  9. If you have a vpn, set it to New Zealand. It's not worth it. It's horrible. TIL-levels of cringe
  10. I was only nine years old. I loved Axl Rose so much, I had all the toy trucks and laundry bags. I'd pray to Axl every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Axl is love", I would say, "Axl is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. He says I make no sense to him. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to Axl. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It smells like burritos and enchiladas. It's Axl. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby". He grabs me with his fat, cheeto crusted hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Axl. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Axl. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his fat. I want to please Axl. He screams like Mickey Mouse as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Axl looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Pussy full of maggots, isn't that absurd?". Axl levitates through my window. Axl is love. Axl is life.
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