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maynard

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  1. Isn't that a turd?

  2. I'm in love with Alissa White Gluz

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I'm in love with a girl I'm talking about I'm in love with a girl that I can't live without I'm in love but I feel like I'm living it out I'm in love but I musta picked a bad time to be in loooooooooooove  (weener weener WEENER weener/weener weener WEENER weener)

  3. What the hell is going on

    1. Bill Brasky

      Bill Brasky

      Ragnar is cursing our enemies.

  4. You're welcome.

  5. What's going on?

    1. EstrangedTWAT

      EstrangedTWAT

      I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs.

  6. I turn 33 today.

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    2. auad
    3. Słash

      Słash

      A very happy birthday to you, I hope you have a very good and healthy future! 

    4. Frank Drebin
  7. Beth ficava secando cassete na Vila Mimosa por 20 centavos

  8. Just finished FF7 remake demo. Amazing game!

  9. Don't let the days go by

    Geraldine

  10. LOL LULA PAI DOS POBRES É O CARALHO! FUCK YOU COMMUNISTS

  11. A Brazilian pseudointellectual pot smoking eternal teenager, an Uruguaian sensitive commie and a Georgian gypsy enter a bar...

     

    The bartender says: GET OUT OF MY BAR

    1. KFCBucket

      KFCBucket

      And its te first client for today!

    2. auad

      auad

      esta é da hora hein!!

       

      sA2tinpq_o.jpg

    3. ManetsBR

      ManetsBR

      Socialize the beer.

  12. The name "Salsh" is much more stuck in my head than "Slash". I'm almost forgetting his real name, Salsh sounds way cooler. Thanks GNFNR.

    1. auad

      auad

      Yes, it´s true. His name here is Salsh. 

      someone alert those who create threads from him using the old name.

       

    2. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      He should feel salamirrific for having such a great name

  13. Where's Skeeter? What happened to him? Gypsy attack?

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    2. Bill Brasky
    3. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      He enrolled on a salami polishing course.  

    4. ritz snare

      ritz snare

      I think someone touched him.  

  14.  It became a habit for many Georgians to take a careful look around before using an ATM to make sure there are no gypsies lying in wait to snatch cash from their hands or pickpocket them while they are busy pushing buttons.

  15. DAYS WITHOUT RAGNAR:

     

    21

     

    DAYS WITHOUT PUBLIC HAIR TRIM:

     

    21

    1. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      Gypsy Crime case increase in Georgia in the past 21 days: 

       

      359 %

    2. maynard

      maynard

      A tourist was hospitalized today in the city of Tsibilisibili after calling a Georgian a gypsy to his face.

    3. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      I hear that the tourist’s 12 year old daughter was giving a stern poling also.

  16. IF YOU STILL DONT HAVE SOUL MONSTER W/ VOX PM ME

  17. Worked from 8 am to midnight yesterday. Day off today. What should I do gnfnr?

    1. auad

      auad

      ouvir música, namorar, começar ler um livro que faz tempo você quer ler, e fazer uma caminhada.

    2. sixes unmasked
    3. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      Go salami shopping and throw soapy water at gypsies on the way

  18. Lula (e mais um monte de estupradores, assaltantes, corruptos e bandidos) Livres!

     

    E vc aí, idiota útil, comemorando.

  19. Why dont you just

    COOK MORE!

    1. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      You tell a Georgian to cook more to his face and see what will happen

  20. Where is AUAD?

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    2. auad
    3. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      I think he's doing undercover gypsy infiltration...  He's gone to Ragnar's compound.

    4. auad
  21. There isn't a single song on The Fragile (NIN) that sounds like State of Grace by NuGNR. I wonder why people keep making this stupid comparison...

    1. my name is bacdi

      my name is bacdi

      it immediately reminded me of terrible lie more than anything and i stand by that

    2. my name is bacdi

      my name is bacdi

      yes, so i agree with maynard

  22. Mayanrd: "I wanted to kill myself in my hotel room after listening to DJ Ashba playing GNR songs"

    1. KFCBucket

      KFCBucket

      Please don't. We have survived so much shit and fat! I am positive we can also survive tranny.

  23. Days with leaks I wish I never heard: 1

  24. 'Cause I'm a gypsy
    Are you coming with me?
    I might steal your clothes
    And wear them if they fit me
    I never made agreements
    Just like a gypsy
    And I won't back down
    'Cause life's already bit me
    And I won't cry
    I'm too young to die
    If you're gonna quit me
    'Cause I'm a gypsy
    'Cause I'm a gypsy

    1. Salsh Borski

      Salsh Borski

      "Call me a gypsy to my face and see what happens"

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