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  1. We all know two things. 1. Team Brazil hate us all 2. Ragnar is missing Ragnar was last seen posing for this picture while his Gypsy Caravan searched for a new home after being evicted from the Hiper Market. FACT Soon after Ragnar vanished the Fat Man appeared in my eggs, and while I was reading a comment about Ragnars disappearance I heard him laugh so hard that the egg yolk broke. FACT Later that day in the Spam section of my Email account I found a letter from Ragnar dated 2 days prior. The letter was short, but he sounded scared, and claimed the Fat Man was after him, and included this picture for proof. FACT Here the story takes a very dark turn. Flebeis then posted this strange picture of the Fat Man as a prisoner on his Reddit account. But is that really the Fat Man? Or have they photoshopped that Fat Mans face on poor Ragnar? Is this Team Brazil laughing and making jokes on Social Media about them kidnapping Ragnar? This may need to be investigated a little further, I have only scratched the surface here about what's really going on #FreeRagnar #GiveusBackourGypsy
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  2. A New Jersey man who’s just reaped a lottery windfall that comes to more than $232 million in American dollars has suggested he might try and use it to buy the gift that keeps on giving: new teeth for Slash, and a personal trainer for Axl Rose. Tyler Gaylord, a 38-year-old barista, told reporters that "I think I would just have to get Slash's teeth back together – his original teeth, mind you, I’m a real fan." (According to Classic Rock Magazine, the other items on his shopping list are a personal trainer and a voice coach for Axl Rose, and some Domino’s pizza.) Of course, this isn’t the first time someone’s offered Axl Rose & Co. a carrot, and it seems likely that Gaylord’s efforts will be met with the same stony silence as the rest—but it’s still fun to imagine a parallel universe where this leads to a oral reconstructive surgery, and the words "Tyler Gaylord" become synonymous with "rock hero" for future generations. As Classic Rock Magazine points out, Gaylord’s winnings amount to some serious coin, even for Axl and company; in fact, "it’s enough to buy 23 million pizzas." Something Axl’s accountant will no doubt be pointing out repeatedly over the next few days, to no avail.
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  3. Reports in from Pakistan in support of the gypsy...
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  4. He simply finally found a gf, he's busy to fuck with day and night. Gf stands for 'goat friend'.
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  5. This is going Global #FreeRagnar
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  6. Okay guys, the time has come! Despite disagreements and other issues, Ragnar is one of us. Our friendship and unity here is what moves us and makes this place unique, so it's time to create a rescue plan for our brother Ragnar. I nominate @Bill Brasky, @Billy Ripper and @Black Frog to start negotiations with TB in order to free Ragnar so that peace can happen again here. Suggestions?
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  7. Of course, we want our stuff back.
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  8. Izzy's stock of ideas might have dried up. Maybe he prefers racing go karts around his ranch to writing songs now. He's put out a lot more music than Alex ross in the past 25 years, anyone whining about him going silent is a uyghur. He's nearly 60 and can afford to do what he wants, and he isn't stringing us along or milking us for money. He makes music when he feels like it, if it's not what he wants to do now he doesn't have to do it. Id like him back in the band but that's that. I respect him a lot more than pretty much everyone else who has been in the shit circus of GNR.
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  9. Fake news. No one would ever describe a song with Duff on lead vocals as any of the following: ”Lovely track” ”Epic song” ”Freakin’ masterpiece” ”I really love it” ”10/10”
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  10. I like to think Izzy heard how axls voice fell off a fuckin cliff and is chuckling to himself in peace and quiet
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  11. That's because he's the new Ashba.
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  12. What are you all ramblin`g about you shirtlifters? Guess what fagboys? I stole GAYNARD``s shittop. His girlfriend is next. Go swing off tree now monkeys. I see you are obsessed with me and the only permanent home I have is in your brains. BTW, every singer besides Axl is a faggot, and every other band besides GN` R is SHITE.
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  13. He’s fighting every urge in his body to say there is no fuckin record we’re just cash grabbin gravy train ridin cool mutha fuckaz
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  15. Cover is better than the terrible red one. Terrible business/band. No bananas for you.
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  16. They are allegedly planning on releasing all the songs one by one before putting out a compilation of songs that have already been released, and therefore depriving the fans of a newish album experience. That sucks. No getting high and throwing on a new album. God, I fucking hate this brand.
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  17. They should stop being cheap fucks and do what every other successful band does that needs a drummer. Hire Josh Freese why bring back his replacement when you could have the real thing?
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  18. When Axl gets #metoo'd it will be by the pizza delivery guy. "I gave him an extra slice of pizza as a fan, then he...he ..touched me!"
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  19. Gentlemen, I must apologise. I tried to infiltrate the gypsy headquarters last night but eh..had one too many you know and it all went a bit tits up. I reckon the gypsies tried to poison me with some dodgy gypsy beer. http://m.independent.ie/news/irish-tourist-allegedly-broke-into-romanias-palace-of-parliament-thinking-it-was-hotel-41191240.html
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  20. It ain't easy, living like a gypsy ...
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  21. Present: Appetite for Shoplifting
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  22. Here are some suggestions: Best Memester (images) Best Shitposter (text) Best Meltdown Best Troll Best 'Insider' Best US Poster Best European Poster Best South American Poster Best Poster of the Year Worst Poster of the Year Best Gypsy Hunter I'd put down Best Australian Poster too but I think there are only three of us so it's not really a good match. The other three regions have more competition.
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  23. Satellite tracking of goats is underway in eastern europe.
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  24. I know we are always skeptical about insiders, but I can confirm that at least some of what he is saying is true. I just dug up my copy of Chinese Democracy, and Scraped was in fact on the album.
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  25. Perfect name for the New Album ^^ Or maybe "Guns N' Roses - They're F'N' FATn'SHIT"
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  26. Miser: “I get Brie Larson and Blake Lively confused all the time, I don’t know why” I know why, it’s because you’re a homosexual. Brie is like a 6 on her best day with a -2 attitude. Lively is a 9 when she gets out of bed.
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